db = apua

Met some comrads of mine at the hermosa beach pier area. The flavor of the excursion was sargin (shhh! haha). It took about 1.5 hours to get my engines goin but from there I pretty much went into an allout FRENZY. You can call them sets if you want but I did like a million all girl sets. Highlights include a couple closes of varying degrees, but extra special highlights were me trying to pay the go-go dancers to take their clothes off (I pretended they were stripppers!), and ignoring these well dressed 29 yr olds that were like:
dude - "I'm onto you"
me - "cool! im onto me too!"
==--==> insert back turn signalling time to go
my chicki caliente - "do you know him?"
me - "haha no, blah blah bahl"

It turns out when youre constantly surrounded by groups of 3+ girls, more and more girls come up and open ME, and its like a chain of women to interact with. Eventually previous girls from other sets see me talking to ppl they know and they ar elike "wow you know DAN?!" other girl responds "ya!" original girl is all "hes so hilarious!" other girl "haha ya I know!" ---> Insert my queo to say "thanks" and then change the topic for the SET MERGING hhaha



closing thoughts = I love tapas

shipitholla associates visit

Yesterday we get a call from good2cu and him and his michigan college friends wanna party. The answer is yes of course. Our highest capacity for the night was around 11 ppl but only 7 of us made it out. 3/7ths of us were above 18 yet under 21, so our options were limited on wed. First we goto 2 places that suck and we make it to body shop (strip club). From there my plan is to not spend money on lapdances and hit on strippers indirectly. Some girls were receptive and talkative (meaning i plow plow plow em into loving me!) while others were more in a frenzy.. like some girls were just dumb animals practically really aggro and just ran broken record routine on me where they promote lapdances and sexual things meanwhile I constantly change the subject to nonsexual things having to do with the real world.

So get this, a friend of mine (who shall remain anonymous) told me once that they had a gay guy friend who liked to go to strip clubs. I'm like "huh?" and you'll never guess the reason why he did.








He liked to look at erect penises.

roofies 4 me

Yesterday i slept under the smog filled starlight night on the roofies of the house. I wake up at like 9 am , pound a redbull, drink some milk, then play guitar on the roof for nearly 4 hours.... so I get this sunburn on my face ARG. I hope I lose the redness soon, I feel warm.

here is the old formula for restraunts:
1) appetizer
2) entree
3) dessert

here is the new formula:
1) dessert
2) appetizer x 2 / entree



I will prolly sleep on the roof tonight, aweesome

woop

i used my gym membership for the first time in like a month. I plan to go a bunch... im also actively tanning so I'll look nice and gay realll soon.

updates:
- jason julius (cts) is in barcelona visiting some friends and his hot older gf (who is actually pretty kewl and oddly enough picked him up in a coffee shop)
-tongni one is in st louis and is asian
-billy and max are like grinding slowly to a negative winrate
-stnkypete doesnt live with us but he visits us and sings us lullabies when we feel aweful inside
-i am not seizing the day nearly as much as I would like to be so in the very near future I wil post some RIVETTING developments.
- I would wager that my erect penis is larger than any other penis out of everyone who lives in this house.

fuck me

this blows

also i gotta get a cali drivers license to rent a car long term here which totally sux. I havent passed one of those in forevre and I dont wanna deal with people. I hope those 60 vpip lagdonks get butchered by spikes and cinder blocks

Ive turned down the suck and turned up the non-suck

No more retardo entourage shit, I hate that show. This is now DAN BRIGHT's LA reporting area for the going on abouts in LA here. There actually are a few things going on but they felt they were "too personal" to post. blah balh bah


heres a pic of something that I like (discovery channel style)

Going Out Tonight... Maybe Pictures

haha I am so hungry right now. I ate supper but im hungry again.... im going to eat ice cream ; chocolate chip mint is the best flavour. awesome.



Sorry for the lack of updates. We haven't had the internet at the house. It gets installed on tuesday. We're going out to the pier again tonight. Unfortunately, Dan Bright is being weird and won't lend me his camera. I bought one on Amazon and it comes on Tuesday so pictures will be had for all.

Anyways, all that's really happened is I have failed to get any action despite having it handed to me on a platter. I start talking with this HB7.5 at Dragon and things are going well. We dance, make out, etc... and then she invites me back to her cousins place for an after party.

OBVIOUSLY I say yes.

Then... "But you're not getting laid tonight, understand?"

In womanese, this means... "I don't want to feel like a slut, but I will still sex you."

I'm too drunk to realize and I'm kinda hesistant. Way to make your motives clear you dumbass. Tonight, I'm out for vindication.

All I've really realized is how tired the bar scenes get after a while. I can't wait till the weather is warm though. I'm also buying a car soon - Ford Explorer 2 door. It's affordable, nice, and we can lug our surfboards on it.

Weeeeee

I'm also beating 600 for a decent clip - like 9ptbb/100. I was playing 300NL before I moved in with these guys. It's amazing how much quicker you learn being surrounded by better players. Anyways, Surfinillini is here again to have a good time.

If Dan lends me his camera, expect lots of pictures tommorow.